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The other half is in a hell of a grouchy mood, so I'll just be over here lamenting the fact that I missed my calling as a student of flatology while I was still able to be one. I think I would've been a great success as a flatulist.

I don't dare to broach this topic with my man at the moment, though... He might growl at me.