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[showmeheaven]

Ever have someone that just makes you feel like you're completely and utterly invisible?

I think it's time to lament with some retail shopping or tequila body shots of an oiled muscley go-go dancer or four.

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[bloodstainedheart]

If there is one thing I thoroughly admire and respect in true awe, it is parenting. If you are a parent, and doing a fine job, then your existence is the foundation for someone else's life to thrive. That is one of the most valuable facets one can experience.

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[obscuritenoire]

What is an "emo", and how does one use it to garner excessive attention? Apparently I was mistaking them with the little furry creatures in Star Wars.

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[changedlikearemix]

The other half is in a hell of a grouchy mood, so I'll just be over here lamenting the fact that I missed my calling as a student of flatology while I was still able to be one. I think I would've been a great success as a flatulist.

I don't dare to broach this topic with my man at the moment, though... He might growl at me.

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[bloodtodrink]

How tiring it must be to spend one's entire life hating that which one does not understand.