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If any of you bitches gets the idea of putting his or her fangs where they don't belong and/or Embracing anybody against their will again in the next... Oh, I don't know, eternity... You better rethink your life choices. Valentine's Day should be spent with your lover, alternating between chilling out, and fucking them senseless, but I have to share mine with all of you basic bitches because you have no self-control and fuck things up he has to fix -- I'm looking at you, Eric and Logan. No, I'm not grumpy. Not at all.

@ musebysentence || 136.4. Shock

[scotlandforever]

It was an extreme culture shock as Austin, not long back from serving in Afghanistan, got out of a cab in New York City fresh from a flight from Scotland, hitching his bag over his shoulder with a sigh and a bewildered look up at the skyscrapers looming above him.

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[scotlandforever]

Just had a wee bite in a diner here and the food didnae look or taste much better than a ration pack. Pretty sure that wasnae New York's finest cuisine by a long shot.

@ muserevival || 056.4. Ten Things

[scotlandforever]

HERE @ muserevival

Ten pet peeves

1. Nosepicking
2. Buttcrack in public
3. Eating with mouths open
4. Waitresses hanging their tits in my face
5. Being mistaken for Irish
6. Being preached at by religious types
7. Toilet paper hanging over, nay under
8. People who dinnae hold elevator doors for you when you ask
9. People who assume they have a worse life than you
10. Gay shaming

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[desperatebeliever]

I can't be the only single person who accidentally starts off Valentine's Day rocking out to Nutbush City Limits in my jocks alone, right?

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