[TEXT TO Xavier Carlisle]

[darkgreene]

Hi, lovely... Any chance I might be able to drop by in the next night or two for a ride? It's been a rough few days, and I really need to clear my head.

Comments

[bloodstainedheart]

Of course, sweetheart. I think I have adequately had my fill of wedded relations... at least for now. I hope my stand-in was okay in my absence.

[darkgreene]

Honey, I've seen Greg. If you never have your fill of wedded relations, I won't be surprised. Your stand-in was lovely, but not quite you. I'm looking forward to having you back.

[bloodstainedheart]

Indeed, he often inflicts himself on me at work when he finds himself bored. Apparently the novelty of fart jokes and Wii Bowling does eventually wear off.

[darkgreene]

You're a gorgeous couple, though. If you two aren't careful, I may permanently inflict myself on you as a fag hag. I haven't done any good fag-hagging since high school.

[bloodstainedheart]

Oh, we know, darling ;) No? Now that seems a terrible tragedy.

[darkgreene]

I had a very special guy as the fag to my hag when I was in high school, but after graduation, we grew apart. But once a hag, always a hag, and you two get my fag hag spidey senses tingling. ;)

[bloodstainedheart]

I think Greg will think all his Christmases have come at once when he hears a hag has adopted him. He has been trying to figure out for some time why he has not got one yet.

[darkgreene]

Awww! Well, I'm more than honored to be the very first one for him. :)

[bloodstainedheart]

Just be prepared for jokes on bodily fluids and other random child-like amusements. I do not believe he ever truly grew up, but alas, one does not choose their soul mate. Their souls choose each other.

[darkgreene]

That's nothing new. My ex and his best friend were kings of fart jokes back in the day. I take it you would've chosen a classier soul mate given the chance? :P

[bloodstainedheart]

Perhaps. I believe it would have probably more been that I married for the wrong reasons. I was raised very... traditionally. It is nothing but a cherished gift to be able to marry for the right ones. Many take it for granted.

[darkgreene]

Understandable. I was raised pretty traditionally myself, and my parents definitely weren't fans of my first love, but they got over it eventually. We didn't last, but at the same time, it's one of my most treasured memories.

[bloodstainedheart]

I lost my parents some time ago, so I was left to make my own choices on many things. Love is a complicated thing. Sometimes, it is at its best apart and not together. Others, they cannot survive apart.

[darkgreene]

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's very true. We were good for each other when we were younger, but as we got older, we sort of grew apart. The fag to my hag and his first love were better together, but ended up apart anyway. It was really hard on both of them.

[bloodstainedheart]

I was homeschooled, so I never understood the dynamic of conventional schooling. However, I understand it can be a pack-minded environment. You stick close to those you trust and everyone else can be the enemy. Once beyond school, you no longer need a pack to survive. You evolve to different worlds. You are not in touch with him at all?

[darkgreene]

Oh? I knew a lot of homeschooled kids at my church when I was growing up. They tended to be really smart. We speak on occasion, but it's really rare anymore.

[bloodstainedheart]

My teaching was very traditional too. I lost my parents in my late teens. After that, I was on my own. We must not forget that Fashion Week is nearly upon us. I hear designers tend to go underground in preparation of that event.

[darkgreene]

That's very young to be on your own completely. Fashion Week? My ex isn't a fashion designer. He's a bouncer at a bar.