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[bloodstainedheart]

That awkward moment when your husband, a supposedly mature man, gets you with a strategically placed whoopee cushion in front of your boss before a board meeting.

[TEXT TO Xavier Carlisle]

[darkgreene]

Hi, lovely... Any chance I might be able to drop by in the next night or two for a ride? It's been a rough few days, and I really need to clear my head.

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[bloodonthedancefloor]

So, if you had to have a theme song that played whenever you entered a room, what would it be? Apparently "Bringing Sexy Back" is too self-indulgent.

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[loganthebrave]

Damn, there's so much secondhand embarrassment when someone tries to be so serious, deep and meaningful and they just come off sounding like a try-hard.

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[changedlikearemix]

Who says being Ventrue means you can't have any fun? Even a shrewd businessman can still laugh his ass off watching Shrek.