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I didn't notice before, but Seamus has this wall in his room covered in pictures of his life. All the things he's done.

I can't believe this person is apparently my soul mate... )

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One of our mortals has a phobia of blood.

I think I need a holiday.
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[personal profile] itsmylife2014-02-19 11:32 pm

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That awkward moment where a chick doesn't tell you she's Positive.

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Couldn't sleep last night. Can't sleep this morning either. Tempted to hit the mini bar, TBH.

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If there is night I did not need someone going into a frenzy, it was last night. I am almost ready to go on strike.

Molly, we need to talk. Extensively.

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If any of you bitches gets the idea of putting his or her fangs where they don't belong and/or Embracing anybody against their will again in the next... Oh, I don't know, eternity... You better rethink your life choices. Valentine's Day should be spent with your lover, alternating between chilling out, and fucking them senseless, but I have to share mine with all of you basic bitches because you have no self-control and fuck things up he has to fix -- I'm looking at you, Eric and Logan. No, I'm not grumpy. Not at all.

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Camped out on the bathroom floor all night. Last I looked, Fang and Fangy were in a stalemate in the next room evil eyeballing each other across the room, but neither agreeing to leave. Then morning comes, they pull the drapes and next thing I know they're both comatose on my hotel bed where I really want to be myself because I still feel as sick as a dog. I don't think either of them realised that in their pissing contest, they both forgot to actually take care of me.

And people wonder why I'm fed up with my life. I always end up alone and fending for myself.

Pushed them both on the floor (not like I can fucking kill them, is it?) and got in bed myself. Contemplating cutting my losses and getting on the next flight to fucking anywhere but here or home.

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Holy fuck, all I want to do is puke in peace and I have two angry bitches having a bitchfight in my hotel room while I'm driving the porcelain bus in the bathroom.

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OMG, someone help! How do I take care of a sick human? I've never done this before!

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Thankful to have my love home with me. The place just doesn't feel right if he's not here. ♥

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That awkward moment where some dude you don't know called Greg asks you to play the Pull My Finger game with him... and you do.

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Can we just go approximately three consecutive days without someone trying to penetrate their fangs into an inappropriate target please? I am old, I need a rest. My Clan are supposed to be the poised and classy ones too.